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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (37423)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52403) - you deserved it (13681)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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