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About diceddiamonds : Lol seriously fuck you all.

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Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML


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Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML


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