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by FMyLife5915 / 09/04/2010 at 12:15am / Intimacy
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
by Vastu / 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm / Nepal / Money
by Anonymous / 11/04/2009 at 8:53am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 1:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
by lifesucks4me / 02/23/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
- Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact the game "Elsa brain surgery" with me…