About dicealater : Fuck all of you. I mean that IS what this sites about, right?
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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
by jay ze punk / 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
by Hunter101 / 05/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
by lifeonfire12 / 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm / Canada / Intimacy
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
by hopeless cluts / 01/29/2012 at 2:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ouch / 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML
by apavies444 / 11/28/2010 at 2:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
by hickhick / 10/17/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…