Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dianadoll

Offline (16 hours ago) | Search for a member

dianadoll

2Fucked!

dianadolldianadoll
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1939 (75 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1440
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dianadoll : i love my boyfriend Zach:)

dianadoll's page activity

Visits<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:48am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:25am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:19am<b>sousounator</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:36am<b>robynlee123</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 6:00pm<b>LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 10:32pm<b>jazmin3012</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 6:46pm<b>ckirksey</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 4:28pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 2:55am<b>CTPope74</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 5:52pm<b>datguy69s</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 7:00pm<b>mydumblifesucks</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 4:34am<b>J215B</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 2:22am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 10:35pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 10:29pm<b>MaFioso13</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Austin0101</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 7:25am

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:26am<b>sousounator</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:36pm

dianadoll's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of dianadoll's badges

dianadoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46556) - you deserved it (8634)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13455) - you deserved it (59706)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (5393)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

#16484312
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8592) - you deserved it (45230)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Faithy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

#16480060
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (3226)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55813) - you deserved it (4274)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (5741)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54674) - you deserved it (3464)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57656) - you deserved it (13461)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (3922)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (4890)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (6170)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML

#15464639
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21880) - you deserved it (9440)

On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72941) - you deserved it (15830)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27393) - you deserved it (11830)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: