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dianadoll

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1939 (75 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dianadoll : i love my boyfriend Zach:)

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dianadoll's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

#16480060
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36367) - you deserved it (3185)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55593) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37941) - you deserved it (5731)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53236) - you deserved it (3375)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55561) - you deserved it (12914)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (3917)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (4875)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35478) - you deserved it (6153)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML

#15464639
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (9426)

On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70696) - you deserved it (15334)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (11802)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47214) - you deserved it (3610)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (4404)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50838) - you deserved it (4664)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12356) - you deserved it (81641)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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