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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1939 (76 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1793
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dianadoll : i love my boyfriend Zach:)

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dianadoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24962) - you deserved it (3238)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (6591)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31813) - you deserved it (3097)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32748) - you deserved it (3218)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32882) - you deserved it (9955)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53854) - you deserved it (48385)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (2871)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53105) - you deserved it (8326)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49296) - you deserved it (7499)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
616 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24644) - you deserved it (261617)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (2575)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (5871)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48675) - you deserved it (8889)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62103)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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