Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dianadoll

Offline (yesterday at 7:46am) | Search for a member

dianadoll

2Liked!

dianadolldianadoll
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1939 (75 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1320
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dianadoll : i love my boyfriend Zach:)

dianadoll's page activity

Visits<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:48am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:25am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:19am<b>sousounator</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:36am<b>robynlee123</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 6:00pm<b>LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 10:32pm<b>jazmin3012</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 6:46pm<b>ckirksey</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 4:28pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 2:55am<b>CTPope74</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 5:52pm<b>datguy69s</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 7:00pm<b>mydumblifesucks</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 4:34am<b>J215B</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 2:22am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 10:35pm<b>I_Am_Lamp_</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 10:29pm<b>MaFioso13</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Austin0101</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 7:25am

Liked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 10:26am<b>sousounator</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:36pm

dianadoll's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of dianadoll's badges

dianadoll's favorite FMLs

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40763)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49732) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, an he pickedhich one. Then he fell asleep. FML

#19433649
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (2320)

On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)

Today , I offard an aldarly man mah saat on tha train. Ha thankd ma by winking and offaring ma a saat on his lap. FML

#19387576
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (2956)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I told mah fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said... "My dick loves yur mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (6121)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28761) - you deserved it (2837)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today My Brother's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him. He Has Been Playing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" All Day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (3066)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I watchd "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie endd, we walkd out to the theatre's lobby, an I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (9629)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (47319)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, A CREEPY OLD GUY ON THE BUS ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO "LICK IT." WHEN I SAID NO, HE TRIED TO CONVINCE ME BY TELLING ME THAT "IT TASTES GOOD." FAT FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31794) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (7036)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

todayhile jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange an trying to talk to 3 little grls. I joggd over to their mother an looool warnd her about a 'werdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'werdo' is the woman's disabld brother. big fat FML

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (5681)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: