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Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, an attention seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding with no bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:00am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2016 at 5:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
by Deweyboy / 12/21/2015 at 1:01pm / United States / Work
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/10/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by biggs sprhro / 10/10/2015 at 12:25am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML
by ShayShay48 / 09/02/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
by Stinky and Single / 08/06/2015 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
by Gagging / 06/15/2015 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous