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diamond69
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma City, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

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Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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On 01/17/2012 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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