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  • Town/Country : In My, Head
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 February 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (1518)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13825) - you deserved it (3020)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé and I were having wonderful sex with the bedroom door open. After 2 hours of loud, passionate sex, we turned to see the contractor working on our basement standing in the bathroom doorway down the hall looking into our room, smiling. FML

#7588656 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (4494) - you deserved it (14218)

On 01/26/2010 at 11:56am - intimacy - by OhCrapO_o (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (8889)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (1191) - you deserved it (164)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

#6101041 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (15314) - you deserved it (1739)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

#416306 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (15771) - you deserved it (53605)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (125358) - you deserved it (8860)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669 (323)

I agree, your life sucks (95912) - you deserved it (16563)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML

#99356 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (22094) - you deserved it (64837)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948 (74)

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (4251)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version