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Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14962) - you deserved it (27650)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (4087)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37219) - you deserved it (6325)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24051) - you deserved it (3624)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML

#19591355
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20901) - you deserved it (1976)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (9982)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25359) - you deserved it (3708)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25439) - you deserved it (1799)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (8277)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (2185)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20932) - you deserved it (2249)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (21837)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
584 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13746) - you deserved it (55323) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20835) - you deserved it (2127)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (1830)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)



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