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dezzylovesyou
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1934 (78 years)
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13619) - you deserved it (2042)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12476) - you deserved it (4901)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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