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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 115
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dezz_gurll : I am 14. My life is FULL of fails. Between me, my mom, dad, and 2 little bros., I have many things to post about.

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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68898) - you deserved it (6143)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39372) - you deserved it (8253)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Reno - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49110) - you deserved it (3658)

On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML

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