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  • Number of visits : 1116
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Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26424) - you deserved it (4689)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33999) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States



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