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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dextrementor : (Double bass) Drummer, and I play (acoustic) guitar. Music is my passion. DC, Adidas, MSU. I speak Spanish, I don't speak English. Anime is also a big part. I don't judge anybody. Any other questions you can message me. If you so wish. :3 ~MEXICAN~alone~pansexual~hated~

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26708) - you deserved it (41629)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12738) - you deserved it (30767)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version



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