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About dextrementor : I am a drummer, and I play acoustic guitar. Music is my life. I like everything from 40's to the 90's from classic rock to Screamo to rap to Spanish, Japanese and German music. I wrestle, I'm also a big gamer. DC comics over Marvel and Batman is by far my favorite superhero... Anime is also a big part of my life. I don't judge anybody. I'm generally nice. I'm multi-lingual, I speak German, Spanish (native), Japanese, and obviously I don't speak English. Any other questions or you want to just nerd out message me
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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML
Friday 21 November 2014