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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 815
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dextrementor : I am a drummer, and I play acoustic guitar. Music is my life. I like everything from 40's to the 90's from classic rock to Screamo to rap to Spanish, Japanese and German music. I wrestle, I'm also a big gamer. DC comics over Marvel and Batman is by far my favorite superhero... Anime is also a big part of my life. I don't judge anybody. I'm generally nice. I'm multi-lingual, I speak German, Spanish (native), Japanese, and obviously I don't speak English. Any other questions or you want to just nerd out message me













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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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dextrementor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (41608)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12713) - you deserved it (30730)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version



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