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dextrementor

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dextrementor
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2441
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dextrementor : I play guitar and I'm a drummer.

Look at all the fucks I don't give.
I Don't give a shit if I offend you.
I Don't give a shit what you think of me.
Got a problem? Take it up with somebody who gives a shit.

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Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML

#1509670
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65043) - you deserved it (12342)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:50pm - kids - by mylove (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

#777517
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11820) - you deserved it (58276)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:10am - work - by Boothater (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

#569980
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (56899)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#522932
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76156) - you deserved it (24944)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (44258)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14801) - you deserved it (34580)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version



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