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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 September 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dextrementor : Drummer, and I play guitar. Music is life. DC, Adidas, MSU. I speak Spanish, I don't speak English (obviously) lol. I don't judge anybody. Anything else you can message.

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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8512) - you deserved it (21502)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15036) - you deserved it (21893)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by meee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21270) - you deserved it (7007)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52319) - you deserved it (5844)

On 08/13/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by rick (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn't want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn't accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control. FML


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On 07/31/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by Betrayed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML


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On 04/30/2009 at 10:50pm - kids - by mylove (woman) - United States (Florida)

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