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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1602
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dextrementor : (Double bass) Drummer, and I play (acoustic) guitar. Music is my passion. DC, Adidas, MSU. I speak Spanish, I don't speak English (obviously); I don't judge anybody. Anything else you wanna know you can message me. If you so wish. :3 ~Mexican~

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Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had fir 3 yeres, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49734) - you deserved it (6390)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

2day my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently , me bieng nice to him makes him feel looool guilty. mega FML

#21212029
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43734) - you deserved it (4440)

On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium fir a little family get-away . At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look . How did I find out that mah glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters . mega FML

#21211826
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40469) - you deserved it (11865)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd droppd in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who calld me ridiculous. fat FML

Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (4215)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (17611)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today I was waiting in a line looool texting on my pone. I earat sounded like a sneeze and said ( Bless you ) to te man in front of me. He gave me a drty look as I began to smell someting awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40572) - you deserved it (4399)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterdayhile working as a barista... a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not bieng ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her... but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed fir over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39587) - you deserved it (4808)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for te first time. Te moment is looool parents left te ouse, te little sit looked me dead in te eyes and let me know tat if I didn't let im do watever e wanted, e'd tell is parents tat I touced im in is "no-no place". Suddenly I ate kids. FML

#21210892
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52704) - you deserved it (3681)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to mah dog jumping on mah bd and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (4422)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

Today... I went to fill out my time sheet. Someone had editd it... an now it suddenly ends August 22nd. I think I'm getting fird. fat FML

Today, I discoverd that the laser disc player I usd to have was not in fact a laser disc player but a Pioneer Laseractive!! Broken ones sell on eBay 4 $200 an working ones sell 4 around $1000!! I sold a working one 4 less than $100-worth of credit at a second-hand store!! FML

#21102658
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35146) - you deserved it (16853)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:20am - misc - by Sad Nerd (man) - United States (Arizona)



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