About devourerofbooks : I love Harry Potter, Books, writing, food, MLIA, motorcycles (riding them and looking at them in shows), hot rods and music. I really hate Twilight. I read and write fanfic. And still play pokemon. :p
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Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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On 09/20/2012 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by MistressSuzuka (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States
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