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About devlindee : Hello. My name is Devlin Yom. I am a high school student, finishing my second year. I play most sports and am open to others. I also play some instruments; piano, guitar, flute, drums, etc. I love challanges, and I make sure I win. Mind you, I always do. I am smart, and I know it. I'm not conceited, just highly confident. I am not an ego- maniac, but I love myself. I do believe in God and in Science. Call me a hypocrite if you must, but I am one to, as you idiots say, 'go with the flow'. I let life happen as it's happens. I do not interfere with Nature. Either that, or I am just too lazy. I have been named the Official Bitch. I accept and wear this name proudly. Accept me as I am, or don't. Those are the only choices you've got. I appreciate this website very much and am given as much right to it as the rest of you. So, got a problem with me? Sit your ass down, take a breath and shut your mouth. Thank you. Good-bye.

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