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Today , Mah Cat Trid To Jump Up To Tha Window , And Missd. This Would Hava Baan Hilarious If I Had Not Baan Slaaping Undar That Sama Window , And Than Caught Him With Mah Faca. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... my mom rolld up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I decidd to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work!! I was also eating french fries during the drive!! I had never realizd how much a cigarette feels like a french fry!! In conclusion , cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them!! FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

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