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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014