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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1987 (27 years)
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Today , I went on first official date I've been on since divorce !! Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus !! Oh , and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss !! FML

#15804497
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On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was sitting in te park eating a sandwic, wen a omeless guy askd me 4 some spare cange. I said I didn't ave any. He offerd an "erotic striptease" in excange 4 my sandwic. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walkd back to work on an empty stomac. mega FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

today I saw my dog sleeping , so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute . Only for her to wake up and bite my nose . FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... I had mah buddies over fir a few beers and... trying to be cool... I told mah wife to get out of the living room an back in the kitchen. I felt smug... right up until she said... "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over fir another 20 minutes... dick." FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Taday I lid when mah therapist askd why I preferrd Tuesday morning appointments . It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduld maintenance . FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Girlfriend An Mah Parents Staged An Intervention, An Have Asked Me To Go To Rehab. What They Want Me To Go To Rehab For? World Of Warcraft. FML

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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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