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  • Town/Country : State College, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 30
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Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13022) - you deserved it (1421)

On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11431) - you deserved it (16933)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:50pm - animals - by phillyfan4life - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33880) - you deserved it (3301)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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