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dessyrae
  • Town/Country : royal, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
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I agree, your life sucks (31383) - you deserved it (2040)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (3612)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)



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