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desitaylor
  • Town/Country : Chandler, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 February 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 150
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (543)

I agree, your life sucks (35964) - you deserved it (225422)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373034) - you deserved it (413117)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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