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desireev
  • Town/Country : McAlester, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5376
  • Number of comments : 1173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About desireev : Ok. So I really am a pretty nice gal. Probably one of the nicest people you'll meet on here. "Trolling" me would be like "trolling" an 80 year old lady. I am an elderly lady trapped in a young ladys' body! (If you would like to help me cross the street, that would just make me SOOO happy!)
;)

I am not one to say "once you get on my bad side, blah blah blah..." or "once I hate you, I'll always hate you..." or anything like that. I am always on my good side. I try to always treat people the way I would like to be treated. Always nice. Always positive. I do have a bad side... But it's rare. It's rare like Mr. Clean with hair! Haha

I am always ready for a debate. But I will NOT argue over the Internet. That is just ridiculous! So don't try it with me.. Because it will be a one-sided argument. :)

Thanks for reading!
See y'all out there! :)

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Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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