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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5829
  • Number of comments : 1173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About desireev : Ok. So I really am a pretty nice gal. Probably one of the nicest people you'll meet on here. "Trolling" me would be like "trolling" an 80 year old lady. I am an elderly lady trapped in a young ladys' body! (If you would like to help me cross the street, that would just make me SOOO happy!)
;)

I am not one to say "once you get on my bad side, blah blah blah..." or "once I hate you, I'll always hate you..." or anything like that. I am always on my good side. I try to always treat people the way I would like to be treated. Always nice. Always positive. I do have a bad side... But it's rare. It's rare like Mr. Clean with hair! Haha

I am always ready for a debate. But I will NOT argue over the Internet. That is just ridiculous! So don't try it with me.. Because it will be a one-sided argument. :)

Thanks for reading!
See y'all out there! :)

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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