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desireev

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8178
  • Number of comments : 1173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About desireev : Ok. So I really am a pretty nice gal. Probably one of the nicest people you'll meet on here. "Trolling" me would be like "trolling" an 80 year old lady. I am an elderly lady trapped in a young ladys' body! (If you would like to help me cross the street, that would just make me SOOO happy!)
;)

I am not one to say "once you get on my bad side, blah blah blah..." or "once I hate you, I'll always hate you..." or anything like that. I am always on my good side. I try to always treat people the way I would like to be treated. Always nice. Always positive. I do have a bad side... But it's rare. It's rare like Mr. Clean with hair! Haha

I am always ready for a debate. But I will NOT argue over the Internet. That is just ridiculous! So don't try it with me.. Because it will be a one-sided argument. :)

Thanks for reading!
See y'all out there! :)

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desireev's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

by Alison / 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

by mark / 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

by Marc / 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

by Marc / 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Kids

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

by tooembarassed / 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous