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desireev

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6764
  • Number of comments : 1173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About desireev : Ok. So I really am a pretty nice gal. Probably one of the nicest people you'll meet on here. "Trolling" me would be like "trolling" an 80 year old lady. I am an elderly lady trapped in a young ladys' body! (If you would like to help me cross the street, that would just make me SOOO happy!)
;)

I am not one to say "once you get on my bad side, blah blah blah..." or "once I hate you, I'll always hate you..." or anything like that. I am always on my good side. I try to always treat people the way I would like to be treated. Always nice. Always positive. I do have a bad side... But it's rare. It's rare like Mr. Clean with hair! Haha

I am always ready for a debate. But I will NOT argue over the Internet. That is just ridiculous! So don't try it with me.. Because it will be a one-sided argument. :)

Thanks for reading!
See y'all out there! :)

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Today.!! !! my boyfriend sowed up at my grandmoter's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-sirt !! Wen I took im aside asked im wat te ell e was tinking.!! !! e lost is temper and stormed out !! FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daugter finally gave brt to twin boys. Se informed me tat se named tem Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that wife,ho is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entre bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse,hen I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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86 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States

someone very close to me cummed out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at mah face, because we r Canadian and don't have a show calld "Extreme Couponing" for "devotd shoppers" like her . FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20135) - you deserved it (1522)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involve travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photo in mah nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

I Was Blessd With A Girlfriend Who Loves Giving Blowjobs!! And Cursd With A Girlfriend Who Is Also Somehow Really Bad At Them!! FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today , after confronting mah boyfriend about cheating on me , he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty , but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

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92 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by You're NOT getting lucky today hun (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

today my intoxicated usband asked my very conservative parents ow tere sex life is now tat all te kids are out of te ouse. FML

#20088791
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24499) - you deserved it (2827)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by kiwi2323 (woman) - United States

Today... I Want To Aat Out. Whan I Sat Down... I Raalizad I Forgot Mah Straw. I Took Mah Pursa With Ma... Wanting It To Gat Stolan. Somaona Stola Mah Food Instaad. Big Fat FML

#20088602
62 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 7:57pm - misc - by pplsuck - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (1489)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (1489)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I askd ma usband to watc our daugterile I ran a few errands !! Wile e treatd imself to a long nap, se decidd our fis needd a bubble bat, and squeezd out an entire bottle of dis soap !! I came ome to bubble all over te floor, five dead fis, and one sleeping usband !! FML

#20088451
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23335) - you deserved it (2594)

On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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