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Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39288) - you deserved it (4010)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (5510)

On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)



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