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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
by madfather / 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by feenix89 / 02/09/2009 at 6:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
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