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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 63
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About derbygirl3 : I'm 17 and just love reading the stories on here

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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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