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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About depressed_child : Hey, I'm probably too young for this website but oh well.

Just typical teenager, living in the wrong generation.

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depressed_child's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34090) - you deserved it (3396)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9716) - you deserved it (30296)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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