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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About depressed_child : Hey, I'm probably too young for this website but oh well.

Just typical teenager, living in the wrong generation.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today,hila claaring stuff out of tha basamant, I found mah ax-wifa's old alactronic diary davica from tha '90s. I found tha chargar, powarad it up, and had soon raad all about out sha'd baan chaating on ma for almost half our marriaga with tha guy sha's now marriad to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38480) - you deserved it (3270)

On 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

2day as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a grl from his class to say goodbye . His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh . FML

Today... at work... mah husband cummed looool in an brought me flowers an a card 4 our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over an closed the door an we immediately got at it in the middle of mah office. Halfway through... I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9775) - you deserved it (30421)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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