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depleetme
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 May 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About depleetme : I'm Natalie. I have friends and go to school. Yep that's about it =]

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Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (4417)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (20034) - you deserved it (3904)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (11670) - you deserved it (15029)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

#7176423 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17954) - you deserved it (5060)

On 01/06/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Nox (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (9315)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

#7047511 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I am her first boyfriend. FML

#6616832 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (1816)

On 12/05/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (945)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (946)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version