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Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37109) - you deserved it (2136)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20082) - you deserved it (3124)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)

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