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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About denzell : I love film and music and all things awesomely literary.

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Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14460) - you deserved it (63359)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

#16003860
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32783) - you deserved it (2919)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:31pm - money - by me - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

#15999869
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (3146)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

#15997436
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37674) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12748) - you deserved it (38602)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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