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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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120 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929
167 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
432 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML

#8992820
144 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:16am - love - by Lonely (woman) - New Zealand

Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML

#8990477
130 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

#8989012
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On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

#8948119
263 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

#8923957
112 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

#8909849
112 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:14am - love - by smashleighfig - Sent from mobile version

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
227 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

#8891983
110 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I spent the night with my boyfriend as he promised me that his parents and younger brother, who I have yet to meet, were out of town until Tuesday. We were awoken by his mother screaming, telling me that she doesn't want girls in the house corrupting her baby boy. He's 20. FML

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
161 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

#8862366
140 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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