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dent91
  • Town/Country : cairo, egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2182
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

#11886380
232 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

#11864546
101 comments

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by No.Life. - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705
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On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566
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On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
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On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML

#9181946
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On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

#9175819
232 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

#9111538
145 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML

#9102877
158 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

#9097225
158 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

#9095970
211 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

#9095527
75 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)



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