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by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML
by straightlyconfused / 05/27/2012 at 9:20am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
by girlwithaprob / 11/13/2010 at 4:45pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
by GasAttack / 09/07/2009 at 9:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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