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  • Town/Country : U.S.A
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 37
  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (803)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (504)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (6050) - you deserved it (1649)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (1623)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

#2740544 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (52513) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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