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by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 3:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 1:02am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancée and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML
by MenSuck / 08/31/2009 at 11:56pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I received my camera in the mail that my mom sent from home since I forgot it when I moved to Italy. It was wrapped in 4 layers of bubble wrap and packed in foam peanuts to keep it from getting broken. As I was removing the last layer of bubble wrap I dropped it, breaking the screen. FML
by raerae / 04/24/2009 at 3:25am / Germany (Hessen) / Miscellaneous
- Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…