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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

#19646260
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (5038)

On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8139) - you deserved it (30573)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23213) - you deserved it (2569)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23187) - you deserved it (3009)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
302 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

#18827705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28319) - you deserved it (2914)

On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22897) - you deserved it (3754)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (8480)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

#18824245
190 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

#18822842
183 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
134 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
244 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (30777)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML



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