About demonicgreg : I'm Pretty outgoing and always speak what's on my mind, Some people like that and some don't. My life is a open book mostly. A lilltle burnt on the edges but still good to read. I like to meet new people so feel free to send me a message.
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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by ClearOne (man) - United States (New York)
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