About demonicgreg : I'm Pretty outgoing and always speak what's on my mind, Some people like that and some don't. My life is a open book mostly. A lilltle burnt on the edges but still good to read. I like to meet new people so feel free to send me a message.
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Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by pod (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 3:13am - love - by MissNoFuture (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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