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demonhunter3220

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demonhunter3220

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About demonhunter3220 : Hmm welp, I don't know what you want to know about me. I guess if you're curious, ask.

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Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32007) - you deserved it (2621)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:53am - health - by nomfuck - United States (Ohio)

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

#21241090
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42131) - you deserved it (5973)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38414) - you deserved it (3137)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51614) - you deserved it (21092)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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