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Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (9132)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16441) - you deserved it (3837)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States



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