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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1878
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About demi94 :
Its Demi here, why don't you take a picture it lasts longer ;) princess★
British,
care nurse ,
im sweet like sugar, let the haters hate, baby im a nightmare dressed like a day dream,
pink glittery stuff
,supernatural ( Jensen Ackles ) ♥
tattood and peirced ☆

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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42008) - you deserved it (9120)

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