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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 47420
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8935) - you deserved it (19639)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22130) - you deserved it (16294)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

#593
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19284) - you deserved it (1498)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39262) - you deserved it (7447)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
65 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (2017)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55665) - you deserved it (3428)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

#326
32 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19056) - you deserved it (3887)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19056) - you deserved it (3887)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
105 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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