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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 47019
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
35 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7768) - you deserved it (31554)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

#3934
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (1430)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by shit - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23942) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
33 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23607) - you deserved it (2148)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

#2741
10 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:32pm - love - by kai - United States (California)

Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML

#2741
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16273) - you deserved it (2546)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:32pm - love - by kai - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
13 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

#2451
16 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by lizard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20527) - you deserved it (1958)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20638) - you deserved it (9703)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15025) - you deserved it (14403)

On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)



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