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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 47305
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

#6869
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33154) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (2076)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

#6715
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:38pm - love - by Sam - United States (New York)

Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML

#6280
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70355) - you deserved it (3364)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (5879)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31025) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14233) - you deserved it (24641)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14233) - you deserved it (24641)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9221) - you deserved it (52741)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64292) - you deserved it (5598)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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