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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 48643
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, ma mum decided tat me being bisexual meant tat I was ( deciding weter or not to be a lesbian ) because supposedly, no man will ave me. Tanks mum. FML

#15620
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I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (5402)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

today I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished , I realized it was actually written by mah best friend. The girl in the article was me. fat FML

#14757
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I agree, your life sucks (32711) - you deserved it (14025)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

2day I went looking 4 a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. real FML

#13590
48 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I was talking to a guy at te bar an I told im I was a biology major . He promptly said, "NEXT" an movd on to te girl next to me . FML

#12870
49 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I found out that my boyfriend of two yeres has been having an affair with another woman . He works with me an the woman also works in the same company . She is also marrid an is now 6 months pregnant . They r throwing a babby shower 4 her on Monday . FML

#11922
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On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

my grlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
62 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to mah car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on mah windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in mah dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
26 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah phone rang fir the first time in four days. It was mah mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
91 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I got fired from job. I worked for parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her wat was wrong. She pointed at me and said, ( Get him away from me! ) I had never met this girl. fat FML

#7894
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (2214)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her wat was wrong. She pointed at me and said, ( Get him away from me! ) I had never met this girl. fat FML

#7894
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (2214)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her wat was wrong. She pointed at me and said, ( Get him away from me! ) I had never met this girl. fat FML

#7894
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (2214)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML



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