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About deloria : I'm a polyglottic Anglophile with a wide variety of interests including history and architecture. I majored in Greek and Latin in high school, love languages, and am currently studying philology in Vienna. I'm also a feminist and just generally believe that people should respect other people's bodily autonomy. If you think we'd get along, PM me! :D
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Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Friday 5 February 2016