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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About deloria : I'm a polyglottic Anglophile with a wide variety of interests including history and architecture. I majored in Greek and Latin in high school, love languages, and am currently studying philology in Vienna. I'm also a feminist and just generally believe that people should respect other people's bodily autonomy. If you think we'd get along, PM me! :D

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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (6288) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (7900)

On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML


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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML


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On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

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