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Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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