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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59238) - you deserved it (10101)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (5279)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44285) - you deserved it (3762)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32617) - you deserved it (22930)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (9823)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)



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