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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 429
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About deidreistead : * 2️⃣2️⃣
* Married 💍
* 3 Cats 🐱🐱🐱
* 1 Dog 🐶
* Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦

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Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17032) - you deserved it (5301)

On 01/30/2016 at 5:30am - misc - by AV (man) - Bulgaria (Plovdiv)

Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46796) - you deserved it (6648)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49444) - you deserved it (4453)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States



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